I’m sure we’ve all imagined what it would be like to learn magic and go on adventures at Hogwarts like Harry, Ron & Hermione in the Harry Potter series, or to have an epic romance like Lizzie Bennet in Pride & Prejudice. But there are also a lot of literary characters that have absolutely terrible lives, and this week’s Top 5 Wednesday is for them; the five characters whose lives I’d least like to live. Also, there are a lot of obvious choices for this topic (i.e. every character in every dystopian novel ever written), but I’m going to try to make my list a little more diverse than that. So, without further ado:
5) Todd Hewitt (from the Chaos Walking trilogy by Patrick Ness)
There’s a pretty massive war in the Chaos Walking books, so – as you’d expect – nobody really manages to reach the end of the series unscathed, but I have to admit that the main reason I decided to put Todd on the list is because of the Noise. How humiliating would it be to be constantly, uncontrollably broadcasting all your thoughts for everyone to hear? 😳
4) Hazel Grace Lancaster (from The Fault in Our Stars by John Green)
Hazel actually has a lot of great things in her life: a supportive family, great friends, hobbies that she’s really enthusiastic about, and (spoilers? 😉 ) a boyfriend who is – to all appearances – madly in love with her. But… cancer. And so much cancer. The Fault in Our Stars wasn’t the huge sob-fest for me that I know it was for a lot of people, but the knowledge that you, and so many of the people you care about, are likely to have their lives cut short cancels out most of the positives of her situation.
3) Sirius Black (from the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling)
Unlike Hazel, Sirius does not come from a supportive family; in fact, the vast majority of them seem to despise him simply because he was sorted into a different house at Hogwarts, and doesn’t believe in pureblood supremacy. And then, of course, he had to put up with Azkaban for twelve years, when he hadn’t even done anything wrong. Harry and the Marauders were some of the only good things Sirius had in his life, and he ended up losing them all. 😦
2) Sansa Stark (from the A Song of Ice & Fire series by George R.R. Martin)
Most of the tragedy of Sansa’s situation is that the downward spiral began with something that she really, really wanted (to be Joffrey’s queen) without knowing what it would really mean, so in addition to all the obvious things she deal with – the beatings, the humiliation, the ruin of her whole family – she also suffers with the loss of her own dreams, and the belief that it all could have been avoided if not for her. I’m way behind on the TV series, but from what I’ve already been spoiled for so far, it’s looking like she might have been given an even worse lot in that version of the story.
1) Quintana of Charyn (from The Lumatere Chronicles by Melina Marchetta)
Quintana is at the top of this list partly because I’ve just finished this series, so she’s the freshest in my mind, but also because the things that she goes through over the course of the book are truly horrific: blamed for the curse on her kingdom, in turns scorned, abused or dismissed by the people she’s tried so hard to protect, and burdened with the knowledge that even if she does manage to break the curse, it will only stave off her execution for a few more months. So many of the characters in The Lumatere Chronicles have suffered unimaginably, but Quintana’s situation really takes the (mouldy) cake.